Big bang in the bathtub
A year ago I was invited to a festival in France with the piece "Enduring Freedom". There were great conditions with a good salary and accommodation in the hotel. Normally I'm used to it differently. In a good mood, I set off with my neon tubes. The costume, in this case a black suit with a hat, already envelops my body. I don't like to travel with a lot of luggage and I often play with the dissolution of borders. So my imagination already starts with the journey.
I spend the four-hour train ride standing. A habit I picked up in Tokyo. I usually stand as inconspicuously as possible with my face against the door, as if I were looking out the window with interest. Without holding onto my hands, compensating for the swaying of the train with small counter-movements, I defend myself against losing my balance. It all comes down to good footwork. But the upper body should also be very flexible and permeable. For the price of the train ticket, I also get a full-body massage and also train my sense of balance and fine coordination.
Arriving at the hotel, I am pleased to find that I not only have my own shower, but even a bathroom. I don't know when I last had this pleasure, but it must have been a year or two ago. So I'm as happy as a child to dive into the hot water after the performance.
Exhausted after the premiere, I prepare my bathroom. I quickly and generously flush one of my predecessor's pubic hairs down the drain. I have to kneel down to put the plug in its intended place. At that moment, my head disappearing halfway into the tub, I see strange color gradations in the lower third, where the four walls meet the floor in an elegant curve. On closer inspection, the said spot turns out to be a zebra-patterned lunar landscape.
Normally, and also because I'm not used to it, I don't care about such details. It's different this time. Is it my exhaustion or the arrogance that shot into my head because of the lavishly furnished hotel, which bows to the bourgeois dreams of its customers with this bathroom? My bathing dream suddenly bursts. My alter ego takes to the barricades and vehemently refuses to wallow its bones in this filth. You're not going to back down this time, you're going to complain to the front desk, you're going to claim your right to a clean tub, it hisses from the corner of my skull. I'm used to all sorts of states of mind after a performance, but now I'm amazed at my own reaction. A little awkwardly I reach for the next towel, smear soap on it and go to the said spot. It does not help. But I understand how this lunar landscape came about. In the course of my career I have repeatedly hired myself out as a cleaner. So I'm a specialist, so to speak. I can see it right in front of me. Quickly smear a horizontal line of cleaning agent in the upper third of the bathroom, let the whole thing run down, whereby the aggressive agent eats into the dirt, and then simply hold the shower on it for a moment. No bending over, let alone rubbing down the walls.
My anger at this whole bourgeois make-believe world takes on a threatening form. I take a shower and, frustrated, lie down in the bed, which is far too big with its four pillows and a meter-thick mattress.
Well rested and with a fake friendly face, I duck past the reception to throw myself into the lavish breakfast buffet. Contrary to my habit, I slip an egg into the designated cooker. Only the hourglass doesn't make it to my table. Exhausted after the second performance, I steer my tired bones a little uncertainly into the hotel. Maybe the bathroom wasn't so bad after all; and I was probably a bit overwrought. I give myself hope and kidnap my thoughts into the long-awaited bathroom. I try another light; There are enough options to avoid possible shadows. I kneel down in front of the tub, stick my head in and immediately see it again, this zebra-patterned moonscape. So it's true. It pisses me off. This hotel, the festival, this city; a huge greasy Disneyland. The guillotine falls, my head rolls trumped into the bathroom. I straighten up, disturbed. Beaten in the shower, I know which head must roll now.
I postponed the denunciation to the next day and returned the smile at reception in a friendly, tormented manner as I walked across the red carpet to the breakfast buffet. The egg slips into the boiling water almost by itself; only the hourglass doesn't make it to the table again.
After the third and last performance, having finally crawled into the hotel with all my luggage, I only long for this one hot bath and seem ready to make a number of concessions. So I kneel in front of the tub for the third time. This time stark naked, arm resting friendly on the cold rim, head tilted on it, the rest of the body melting on the marble floor like a Dali clock.
Dreamily and exhausted, my eyes hang on the zebra-striped moonscape, the fingers of my left hand playfully tampering with it. I put my thumb in my mouth and rubbed it with plenty of saliva. First gently, then more violently. It's already getting hot between your thumb and the moonscape. Lo and behold! Small black worms form between the two very different surfaces. I hold up my thumb in triumph, as if to show someone. Dancing on its crest as proof, little black worms, squirming through heat and friction.
You're going to smear that filth on the desk when you check out tomorrow, my head growls again. My limp, hanging body wants to get up defiantly and grab the shower with determination. At that moment, the last veil is lifted and the true cause of the lunar landscape is revealed. It is located exactly where you press your dirty heels into the curve with your full weight when you get into the tub.
The body, which has just awakened to new strength and action, immediately collapses. In one fell swoop they are there... all those who have lain in this tub before me. All the travellers, men and women, old people and children, lovers or the desperate. Everyone is suddenly there. With my own saliva, I've just rubbed my way through all of their existences. It would have to be hundreds, even thousands. I see their faces, I hear their voices. I see her naked limbs squirming in the tub.
The Dali watch definitely has a firm grip on my existence now. Unable to make a decision, my hand instinctively reaches for the faucet as if it were a last resort. Water splashes deep. The lunar landscape sinks centimeter by centimeter under a crystal-clear surface. I break the flow to cover them just inches tall, warm and tender. I don't want to dilute them too much. It is quite clear what will follow now and it is quite clear that it will also be so. Only I didn't have the faintest idea how and if I would ever be able to enter this area, let alone push through it. Scrambling to my feet, supporting myself on my stiff, cold legs, I stare suicidal over the cliff toward my doom. I have to go in there. While I push my body, with only my arms on the edge of the tub, following my toes, with my head down, into the impossible, ring-shaped waves make the moonscape dance. Lights break and cast a thousand faces flickering against bare walls. They all stare at me. In cutting silence.
Finally arrived on my knees, in front of the scaffold or the altar, or in the grave I dug myself, I remain petrified. My fingers free me from this solemn, even graceful, but unbearable situation with their silence and absolute obedience. Resting on my thighs, which are just under water, they now glide unobtrusively along my flesh into the depths. There they inevitably come across the zebra-striped lunar landscape, which has become a bit greasy due to the heat.
Reverently soft, almost accidentally, the bent back of the hand nestles up to the first shy Contact. How to get to know a strange dog by holding the back of your hand to its wet nose and not immediately risking your fingers. Drawn past my knees, my hands turn simultaneously and now slide forward with fingers spread wide and palms open, carefully feeling the relief of the lunar landscape. Long-forgotten impressions of countless existences stream past my fingertips like Braille. Both hands, grazing over all her limbs, sink into a sea of condensed existence. The rest of the body hanging from it is inevitably pulled down with it.
In order not to drown miserably, I twist halfway around my curved axis at the last moment, fall sliding, finally sliding sideways forward, over the greasy lunar landscape and land gently twisted like a baby on my back, all fours stretched out by me. Before I know it, the waves have calmed down and the limbs that have just been pulling me down mercilessly are gently supporting me and saving me from drowning. Relieved and safe, pleasure drives the salt out of my eyes while I solemnly float quietly in the moonscape.
Unable to add even a tiny stir, my eyes seem to be the only thing in my body that sticks with me. With her help, I feel my way along strange limbs, looking for support. At the height of my penis or that of someone else, a never-ending orgasm erupts like a volcano, and future dirty heels tumble up the tub wall. Finally stripped of any remnant of myself, dissolving the subject in the slimy soup, I just manage to unplug with my toes and it all spills out the other way.
My pathetic leftovers rattle themselves cold out of the tub, not without pressing their heels into the bulge with the last of their strength. Without a shower, without drying myself, I withdraw, the precious wetness hanging from my body, naked and shivering into bed. The soothing warmth puts me to sleep.
Relieved that I don't have to complain, scarred from the night's bath, avoiding the eyes of the receptionist, I slip off to the breakfast buffet. The hourglass comes to the table. I have three minutes.
As a symbol and product of decay, the sand trickles slowly but obediently through the short narrowing that connects both rooms. My eyes fixed on it, I suddenly see my tub again. Rather two tubs with the drain connecting. One open at the top, the other at the bottom. The tiny grains of sand squeeze around the small openings like heels. There, at the end or beginning of one room or the other, they leave their footprints while waiting for their fall. Prints that, with friction and pressure, become black, squirming, dancing worms. Between these two spaces, squeezed in the short constriction, the moment condenses. Formed from innumerable imprints that flutter rhythmically vibrating like dusty spider webs in a hot chimney. The events that fall through them or remain as memories set them in motion and fill the moment with sound. Its echo reverberates in both rooms like a never-ending big bang in its parallel worlds.
The three-minute egg has long since become an Easter egg. I'll make myself a sandwich with it, check out as quickly as possible and leave Disneyland.
I spend the four-hour train ride again mainly surfing on my heels. The pressure of the space below me flips through me wildly like the wind through the pages of an open book. Letters thrown in waves vibrate to the beat of the train to form spiral-shaped structures. The landscape trickles by.